Personal Statement:
After inventing Korfball, I decided to renounce my rule of a small but wealthy
little known European country to bring the sport to the common masses. I make
appearances for the Lions between pit-fighting and healing the world. I am
currently working on a piece of Korfball skill so ostentatious it can win an
entire game in just one move.
Best Korfballing Moment:
Possibly the running in shot against the Dutch last time we played – all eggs
within a three mile range exploded with amazement. I looked damn smug too.
Random Facts:
I suffer from serious schizophrenic delusions so my Doctor says. I don’t
believe him though – he’s incredibly ugly and grossly misshapen.
Mines a....:
Tall glass of skill, with a twist of flash
and a sprig of Ninja.
Favourite thing to do on a Saturday night:
Regale my fans with stories of my exploits. I find smoking a pipe while
dressed in a smoking jacket crafted from gold and wearing slippers made from
hollowed out diamonds is most relaxing too.
Favourite song:
I'm The Bomb (Electric Six).
Favourite dinner:
My faithful manservant Slavic makes a mean pigeon pie.
Favourite line from a movie:
‘I’ve got a date with destiny… and she’s just ordered the lobster.’ The
Shoveller – Mystery Men.
Motto to live by:
If you're really not sure about something, you'll probably need a bigger boat.
Favourite joke:
Myself <sob>
